The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He better not be in your backpack
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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