I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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