we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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