I've blown a few things in my day
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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