I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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