took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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