Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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