we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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