My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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