I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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