I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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