wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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