Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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