I'm lost and stupid without you.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you never un-have a 4some
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Someone signed my nipple.
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