what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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