im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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