Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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