Got a toothbrush?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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