What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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