YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I understand Curling. That high.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Use "feeling words"
Yay
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
