Swine flu. Run for my life!
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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