You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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