Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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