A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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