Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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