somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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