so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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