So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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