is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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