also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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