we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Randomize
