My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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