I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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