Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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