READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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