shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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