Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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