Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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