arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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