How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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