Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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