Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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