You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
