you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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