normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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