What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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