OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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