She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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