Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
a search helicopter?!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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