All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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