Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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